Desert isolated house adventure in Calzona

I’m so exciting we’re making a horror game with my partner Jason Xie. The game is under the background of Calzona and happens in a isolated house in desert. There was some bloody things happened in the mysterious and empty house. We’re waiting for you to solve the riddle in the place.

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Calzona Cult Apocrypha

An old book documenting a cult’s activity has been discovered in Calzona.  The book shows details of multiple members of the cult, how the recruit members and the cult’s hidden agenda.  It shows the cult’s front as well as their true intentions, almost as if it is a former member’s documentation.  There are also peculiar mystical inscriptions inside.  The documentation is currently sealed and appears to have some pages missing.

Calzona Records

Calzona Records makes it’s debut release with an untitled two artist split that features two tracks with a wide variety of colors! This is the first time artist ramen4breakfast and CRuSHFaCe collaborate on a group record, but we anticipate more to come in the future from this dynamic duo. Join our eclectic community and talented group of artists! We offer recording, media, and resource distribution and MOREEE. Our recording studio is based out of lovely San Marcos California.

 

CRuSHFaCe releases Calzona’s Theme Song

Howdy folks! I’m CRuSHFaCe. Hope you’re having a lovely day. Just imagine my excitement when the local government of Calzona invited me to write the town’s theme song! After enthusiastically agreeing, I spent the last 2 weeks recording audio from the up-and-coming Calzona site and assembling it into the official Calzona anthem. Drawing from the site’s rich history, I also creatively introduced elements from advertisements of similar types of property sold throughout the United States. The song is breathtaking- I mean BREATHTAKING. Finally, a series of remarks about the name of the town taken from the cast of Grey’s Anatomy echo my dearest sentiments of this lovely town, soon to be a booming metropolis.

Keep the waves coming!

Good news! We the people of calzona and our ears (no offence to the deaf community) will have a new radio station bombarding our house with electromagnetic radiation (no chernobyl here) that can let our radios receive it and convert it into music! Country, Folk to Tibetan throat singing will be played by request, stay tuned, listeners!

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